* Thinking cap on.....
face screwed up into unrecognizable form......
hands thrown up into the air:
What is wrong with putting catsup on a steak?
So what to use scotch tape on a men's tie?
* I have a son who puts A-1 sauce on toast.
* In ancient times when the dress code demanded that we girls wear skirts or dresses to school I used scotch tape to repair saggy, disconnected hems.